(original air date: 7/5/2009) The thrilling first episode of Going Nowhere!

(original air date: 7/12/2009) Samson is waiting for Costner to show up at their apartment but instead a fake, Chinese delivery boy comes looking for Johnny. Johnny is being hunted down by a local street ruffian named Liz because he [...]

(original air date: 7/19/2009) The Film Festival Director contacts Samson because he hasn’t received any of Samson’s materials for the Middle of Nowhere Film Festival. Samson, Johnny and Landlord go in search of a camera. Wong is confronted by an [...]

(original air date: 7/26/2009) Landlord has infiltrated the Nebraska Mafia after Drake befriends him. Johnny discovers his impromptu rap has made his band an internet sensation. Smee is still on the run from the law, but growing tired of running. [...]

(original air date: 8/2/2009) Johnny attempts to come up with his next hit song. Samson is trying to track down Costner, but isn’t having much luck. Landlord is insisting that Johnny write him some theme music. Drake and Smee are [...]

(original air date: 8/9/2009) Samson tries to continue shooting the movie but his cast seems to be disappearing on him. Landlord is returning to “The Motherland” and locks Samson and Johnny out of their apartment. Johnny is trying to find [...]

(original air date: 7/18/2010) The Narrator has a tough time remembering where he is in the story and is forced to start over.

(original air date: 7/25/2010) Samson is depressed but gets some inspiring advice from the Hippie. Johnny discovers that traveling across the country with Liz is harder than he thought it would be. Wong has a vision from the gods. Drake’s [...]

(original air date: 8/1/2010) Wong meets a girl and gets a date with her. Johnny is struggling to write his next hit song and tries to get inspired. After achieving his dream, Samson doesn’t know what to do with himself. [...]

(original air date: 8/8/2010)
Samson and Johnny have a lengthy discussion about religion. Wong catches his would-be girlfriend on a date with Moses O’Toole and tries to win back her heart… and other such instances.

(original air date: 8/15/2010) Going Nowhere pulls back the curtain for a special, behind-the-scenes look at the show, including interviews with the creator and the principle cast members.